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Take a shower, shine your shoes/ You got no time to lose/ You are young men you must be living/ So go now you are forgiven.
-The General, Dispatch
Showing posts with label help. Show all posts
Showing posts with label help. Show all posts

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Welcome To My Insanity

Hello there lovelies,

I'm back.  Kind of.  We'll see how well I keep a schedule.  I am procrastinating doing my Spanish homework to type this, because I missed you all!  I read a bunch of your blogs while I wasn't writing, but I didn't have the time to sit down and really write for you, which is nice.  I miss writing.

The only thing I write nowadays are my to do lists.

And since I don't really have anything to write about today, but I wanted to write something, without further ado, here is a copied over version of my to do list from a few days ago.  Don't freak out.  And no, I haven't changed anything.  I'm copying it over exactly as it is.

1/30/13 TO DO TODAY

1.       APUSH HW
§  APT ch. 9 due Friday
Ø  Read it soon; just get it done
2.       Rough edit of "Waiting Room"
§  Get the rough edits in so that everyone can download it
Ø  Plus you need to get the basic lighting ideas & set design down so you can start work on it right away
3.       FIND A COFFEE TABLE!
4.       ASK SOME CREW GUYS FOR HELP! ASK THEM EARLY! AS IN SOON!
5.       Spanish wksht for Homework
§  Do it during rehearsal INSTEAD of going on Tumblr.  Think of how nice going to bed before 12 AM sounds.  Do it.  DO IT!
Ø  Seriously.  You are not your limbic system, and you can control your brain, it should not control you.
v  Write that shit on your wall.  That’s motivational!
6.       English Homework
§  Fireside Poets
Ø  Do @ home since you don’t actually have a book
Ø  Do your vocab as well, but @ the school
v  And before you go on Tumblr, think of how nice a 10 PM Bedtime sounds.
7.       Math Homework
§  pg 319-320
Ø  BLECH ASYMPTOTES
v  Try to finish @ school
8.       Study for Anatomy & Physiology
§  Test Friday
§  STUDY A LOT! Get a 100%!
Ø  You definitely need it to bring up your grade average!
9.       Sign up for SATS!
§  Figure out if there is a test after March.
Ø  If not, pray to all the gods in the world and universe that things work out okay.
10.   Remember to plan for work until approx. 8:30 tonight.
§  So dinner @ 9:00?
Ø  Yay.
v  Sarcasm
11.   Go through all of those college emails @ one point. (read: soon)
§  Start thinking of places to look and then give Mum and Dad a list of the places you’ve been looking at and the reasons behind each choice
Ø  With UChicago, you cannot say it is like Hogwarts
v  Or, you can.  You just shouldn’t.
12.   Bring a clip and real sneakers for gym tomorrow.
§  Because, you know. Gym.
Ø  Kill me.  With a heavy, blunt object.  Thanks.
13.   Find a container for your everyday thanks  papers.
§  And you know, actually keep writing them.
14.   Rip those 3 CDs and the Harry Potter Audio Books.
15.   Write down some ideas to start working on for next year's Drama Festival.
§  Make it AWESOME.
Ø  Fallen angel, Valentine’s story, Internet friends?

FIN

And here is my life.  This is why I am never writing blog posts.  Because I am worrying about all of this stuff.

Welp.  I have to go do Spanish homework.

Toodle pip.

Love and kisses,

Jen

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

I Have No Idea Why I Am Doing This



You know who you are.  You are lucky you are my favorite.

Making a fool of myself on the Internet for others' entertainment.

Wehey.

Whatever :)

Love and Kisses,
Jen

Sunday, July 24, 2011

I Was Just Checking My Stats...

...And I decided, hey, for shits and giggles, I would look at my all time statistics.


I nearly fell out of my chair.


I don't know if the falling was out of shock, awe, or my general lack of being able to balance my body to the point where I flop about like a newborn and require someone or something to support my head at all times lest I cause some brain damage or something.


Anyway, guess which post has the most views of all time, at SEVEN FREAKING HUNDRED PAGE VIEWS???


The Top Ten Guys I Would Screw, No Questions Asked!

Is that all I am to you guys? Just a random top ten guys, who admittedly are hot, but is that all I am????

Tears.

Maybe it was the fact that I had so many pictures, and a ton of labels. Hmaybe.

Oh, and for those of you wondering, my next highest viewed post was Thoughts, which was a post literally dedicated to my obsession with one-liners.

It had 17 views.

HOLY MOTHER OF FREAKING PEARL, YOU GUYS!!!!!

Anyway, now that that is off my chest, I feel like to up my viewings, I should do another top ten list of guys.

Crazy thought, brain, what was that post that you were working on but have yet to finish because you are a lazy little buttmunch who decided to literally do nothing all day today?

Oh, yeah. My Favorite Celebrity Faces.

It's like my subconscious is trying to tell me something subconsciously you guys.

OOoooooOOOOoooooOOOOO. *to be said in a freaky voice OOOoooOOO*

I need to go to bed. My brain cannot handle life right now.

Goodbye cruel world. Sleep is the only solace for my solipsism. I highly doubt that last sentence made any sense.

Parting joke:

What's a shark's favorite drug?

Reefer!

I need psychiatric help.

Big, sopping wet kisses to all ya fooligans!

Nighty Night,

L.