PeaceLoveAndSharpies - 2CELLOS HAS AN ALBUM???? WHAT???? SQUEEEE!!!!
Gabi - I agree with you. Quietly appreciating weirdness is a gift I think that everyone should possess. And I've never heard it put better than that.
Now onto some observations/one liners/ quotes.
Hypophrenia is just unenthusiastic depression. <---That's from me. Aren't I brilliant?
If God is watching us, then the least we can do is be entertaining. Unknown.
Some people are like slinkies - the serve no purpose, but do invoke a smile when pushed down the stairs. Unknown.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. Unknown.
My computer beat me at chess. It did not, however, beat me at kickboxing. Anonymous.
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not sure. Alan Partridge.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil. Anonymous.
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Corruption is a crime. Crime doesn't pay. So if we keep on learning we will all go broke. Anonymous.
Time is a great teacher, but it unfortunately kills all of its pupils. Louis Hector Berlioz.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone. Dorothy Parker.
You can not imagine the immensity of the fuck I do not give. Anonymous.
If homosexuality is a disease, can I call in to work 'gay'? Anonymous.
It's like deja vu all over again! Yogi Berra.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease. R.D. Laing.
They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken. Anonymously Hilarious.
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. P.D. East.
He'd find more work if he wasn't a few prawns short of a galaxy. Anonymous.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid of misinformed beholder a black eye. Miss Piggy.
Doors are for people with no imagination. Derek Landy.
When angry, count to four; When very angry, swear. Mark Twain.
Oedipus was the first motherfucker! Bo Burnham (I had to!)
They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel. Carl W. Buechner.
I love deadlines. I love the wooshing noise they make as they go by! Douglas Adams.
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. Nietzsche.
I was eating at a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It was chicken and eggs. I said, I gotta use that one. Paul Simon.
You are the music while the music lasts. T.S. Eliot.
It's not about hair loss, it's about face GAIN. I hear the term 'receding hairline'. I say 'Expanding Facial Frontier'. One day I might have a whole head of face. Sheng Wang.
I had a plan. A good plan. Well thought out. But then I got bored. Spike, from Buffy.
listen; theres a hell of a good universe next door: lets go. e.e. cummings.
When I get sad, I stop being sad and start being awesome instead. True story. Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother.
Big Sopping Kisses to you all.