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Take a shower, shine your shoes/ You got no time to lose/ You are young men you must be living/ So go now you are forgiven.
-The General, Dispatch

Sunday, July 24, 2011

I Was Just Checking My Stats...

...And I decided, hey, for shits and giggles, I would look at my all time statistics.

I nearly fell out of my chair.

I don't know if the falling was out of shock, awe, or my general lack of being able to balance my body to the point where I flop about like a newborn and require someone or something to support my head at all times lest I cause some brain damage or something.

Anyway, guess which post has the most views of all time, at SEVEN FREAKING HUNDRED PAGE VIEWS???

The Top Ten Guys I Would Screw, No Questions Asked!

Is that all I am to you guys? Just a random top ten guys, who admittedly are hot, but is that all I am????


Maybe it was the fact that I had so many pictures, and a ton of labels. Hmaybe.

Oh, and for those of you wondering, my next highest viewed post was Thoughts, which was a post literally dedicated to my obsession with one-liners.

It had 17 views.


Anyway, now that that is off my chest, I feel like to up my viewings, I should do another top ten list of guys.

Crazy thought, brain, what was that post that you were working on but have yet to finish because you are a lazy little buttmunch who decided to literally do nothing all day today?

Oh, yeah. My Favorite Celebrity Faces.

It's like my subconscious is trying to tell me something subconsciously you guys.

OOoooooOOOOoooooOOOOO. *to be said in a freaky voice OOOoooOOO*

I need to go to bed. My brain cannot handle life right now.

Goodbye cruel world. Sleep is the only solace for my solipsism. I highly doubt that last sentence made any sense.

Parting joke:

What's a shark's favorite drug?


I need psychiatric help.

Big, sopping wet kisses to all ya fooligans!

Nighty Night,



  1. I think you should know that I find you entertaining, and that you are not just a list of ten hot guys to me. YOU ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT, L.

  2. That's hilarious!!!!!!! I'd never seen that page before. I was a little disappointed I wasn't on it, but I guess that's okay. But did you know that when you type in "Top Ten Guys I Would Screw" on Google, that page is the first to come up? Which is a pretty big deal considering how mammoth the internet is.

    I agree with the comment above me. You should just be happy to have had those 700 views, though! That's almost one sixth of all of the views I have ever gotten on The Nerd Archives. Wow.

  3. LOL.
    701 now. i had to click on it and see what it was. :D
    what hottness :p

    ps. i fall outta my chair a lot.


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