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Saturday, April 23, 2011

The Top Ten Guys I Would Screw, No Questions Asked

You know that list of guys you would do, no questions asked? Yeah, this is mine.


(In no particular order)

Joe Walker, AKA Voldemort for AVPM, and Umbridge from AVPS. Reason for love: I want to lick his abs. Or eat pudding off of them, or something. I just want to eat his torso.

Travis Barker, AKA drummer for Blink 182. Reason for love: Not only is he an amazing drummer, he looks awkward when he isn't shirtless. His abs are perfect. Under all of those tats. Yummy scrumbos.

Bo Burnham, AKA the Aryan Librarian. Reason for love: Come on!!! Not only is he probably the funniest guys of this day and age, he said in a song that he'd 'blow my mind'.

Darren Criss, AKA Harry Freaking Potter. Reason for love: Not only can this guy sing, he plays HARRY FREAKING POTTER!!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO NOT LOVE HIM???? Not to mention he's totally awesome!

David Tennant, AKA Doctor Who. Reason for love: I confess-I am a huge nerd. I bask in my nerdom. And Doctor Who is like the pinnacle of all of the nerdy shows in the known and unknown cosmoverse. And David Tennant is not only Scottish, he is really sexy. How can you not love the hair?

Charlie McDonnell, AKA charlieissocoollike. Reason for love: I am a YouTube fangirl, along with being a huge nerd. Charlie McDonnell just combines the two. I mean look at him. He's British, a nerd, and really really funny! And cute! And he once painted himself entirely purple! Pause at 2:29. Squee.

Alex Day, AKA nerimon. Reason for love: Keeping with YouTube love, Alex Day is another youtuber whom I have a deep, slightly less than all-consuming crush on. He's the founder of Trock music, which is Time Lord Rock, or songs about Doctor Who, which in my book makes him basically God of the Cosmoverse. He's also quite adorable. Look at that puffy hair.

Spike, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, AKA James Marsters. Reason for love: Look at the cheekbones. Look at them. Look at them. Bask in their glory. Just do it. Oh, and I don't have a crush on James Marsters. Just Spike. And his cheekbones.

Topher Grace, AKA Eric Foreman, from That 70s Show. Reason for love: I have seen every episode of That 70s Show, and I can't find a reason not to love Topher Grace. He's hot, he's hilarious, and why the hell isn't he more popular? He's also in this music video, and I can't get this song out of my head.

Ron Weasley, AKA The Best Ginger Ever, AKA Rupert Grint. Reason for love: He's a ginger. He's hilarious. And his accent is bloody adorable.

Honorable mentions include, but are not limited too: Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe), Angel(David Boreanaz (yum)), Draco Malfoy (Tom Felton), Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Jared Leto, Liam Dryden, Shia LeBeouf, Voltaire (Don't judge me), The Old Spice Guy (Again, judgement free zone), and Bickford Shmeckler from Bickford Shmeckler's Cool Ideas.

Once again, The Ramblemeister has no life. I hope you enjoyed my great loves. And yeah, I would do all of you in an instant too. Hope that makes you feel better about yourselves.

Happy Easter all!

Ramblemeister out.




    I loved the description for Charlie. So true!!

  2. ahaha, i would question a few of your choices, but hey, it's your list. :D

  3. Oh yeah? Who wouldn't you screw?

  4. Note: Darren Criss does not play Harry Potter. Daniel Radcliffe does.

    But I agree, he is still a very attractive bloke. :)

  5. HOLY SHIT WHY ARE YOU LIVING MY LIFE? Bo Burnham, Charlie McDonnell, Joe Walker, David Tennant...

  6. Michael Aranda? You've got to want to screw him ahaha

  7. Did you seriously just say that Darren Criss plays Harry Potter?
    -flips table-


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