I'm Caveating BEDA Guys

I am also completely aware that caveating isn't a word, but I live in my own little fantasy world.  Don't judge me.  Or do, I don't really care.

SO.

I'm caveating BEDA.  I just realized how freaking busy I am this month.  It is really freaking busy.  Like, I don't know when I decided to suddenly heap all of this junk onto my plate, but here it is.

I will do BAMF, or Blogging in April More Frequently.  I'll try to do as many days as humanly possible, but what with my course work and the fact that I'm not going to be around a computer for a few days over April Break since I'm going to be looking at colleges.

But I will try my hardest because that is what you guys deserve!

That being said, I have an essay and APUSH homework to go finish.  So I'm going to go...

I LOVE YOU ALL GIVE ME TIME I WILL PRODUCE ACTUAL CONTENT FOR YOU!

Love and kisses,

Jen

April 24: The Things I Like About Myself

A few days ago I treated you guys to a list of the reasons why I am a pathetic sobbing mess who never does... Wait... That isn't right, is it?  The list I showed you guys was the list about the things that I don't like about myself.  My insecurities.  Well, now that that sob story is over, I decided that I would list some of the things that I like about myself.  Not only as something to write for BEDA, but also to remind myself that despite it all, I have managed to not suck as a human being for the past seventeen years I've been on this earth.

So, let's-a-go!

Jennelle's List Of Things About Her That Don't Suck
1. My eyebrows.  I have been blessed by the eyebrow gods, fooligans.  I have to do the bare minimum on my eyebrows to make them look decent, e.g. plucking the middle so I don't get a unibrow.  But other than that, I have perfect eyebrows.  Not to brag, or anything. *cough*

2.  My taste in music.  Yeah, I know, I sound like a smug, pretentious hipster, but I really am proud of the music that I listen to.  I will listen to almost anything, barring country and gangsta rap.  But barring those two genres, I will listen to anything.  And I am proud of that.

3.  My writing ability.  I have been writing and telling stories and developing my writing 'voice' since I could write.  So basically for the last fourteen years of my life.  I'm proud of that fact and I'm proud of myself for never giving up on my ability to write.

4.  My ability to procure results under pressure due to procrastination.  Self explanatory.  I get my shit done, yo.

5.  My sense of humor.  It's sarcastic and self-deprecating and witty and I love the fact that I can make people laugh.

6.  My ability to recall things very easily.  I have amazing recall for random bits of trivia, quotes, and plots of books or movies.  I really enjoy that.  It's like really bad photographic memory.

7.  My friends.  Though technically not a part of me, I would not be who I was without them, so I don't care.  For all I know, they really are a part of me.  I've known them all long enough to have been fused to them at the hip.

So there you have it.  7 things about me that don't suck.  Sorry if this sounds braggy; it's very hard to come up with things to say for thirty days straight.

I need to go sleep.  I don't do that enough.

Love and kisses,

Jen

April 8: Happy Easter/Passover.

I have much homework to do because I am stupid and I put it off until right now, which is when I got home from my aunt's house, because hello, Easter/Passover.  So, my cousin's girlfriend is a pastry chef.  Here is a phrase to make you all jealous.

Homemade strawberry shortcake.

Now all y'all go salivate quietly to yourselves.

I have work to do, younguns.

Love and kisses,

Jen

April 4: Again, I am exhausted and sick, so this will be fast...

...because I still have a shit ton of homework to do.

So hi.  How are you?

Can I own Flynn Rider?  Like as my personal slavey boy?

PLEASEEEE???!!!

My favorite punctuation mark is the interrobang!  Which is what happens when a question mark and an exclamation point have a baby. ?!.  But together.

Okay nighty nighty all.

Love and kisses.

Jen