Quote of the Week

Take a shower, shine your shoes/ You got no time to lose/ You are young men you must be living/ So go now you are forgiven.
-The General, Dispatch

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Random Thoughts From My Random Mind...Enjoy Sparingly With Cheese

None of this is real.  Not your shoes.  Not your face.  Not your fake IQ.  We are all in the dream of some great strange sneeze beast somewhere in the universe.  So go be absolutely crazy.

Ball sack is becoming my swearword of choice.  I don't know why.  I say balls when I'm in the company of others, but when I'm alone.  It's just all about the ball sack.  Why, I'll never really know.

I love the word orugulous.  It means prideful.  It was my word of the day today.  And I just spell checked it, and apparently orugulous is too awesome for blogger.  I've beaten the Internets.  Can I get a what what?  (off in the distance)  WHAT WHAT?!

I find out what musical my high school is doing this year tomorrow.  I'm quite excited, but at the same time I'm a bit, I don't know, eh.  I know what part I'll be getting.  Ensemble.  Again.  Just like last year.  And the year before that.  And the year before that.  But I'm totally okay with that, because I get to hang out with cool people and do just about nothing two days after school until February, and then suddenly it all comes together in a pillar of awesome and it is really good.  Just a dead good job, you know what I mean?

I got an 84 on my latest Algebra II test!  I feel like I beat the system.  My friend got a one hundred.  How she did, I've no idea.  I'm just pleased I passed.  I basically failed the first test.  It was a 65, which is a D.  But it is still a D, and a D is unacceptable.  Neither is an 84, really, in my mind, but that is going to change.  I'm getting As in math this year, you guys.  It is going to happen.  My grandfather was a freaking mathematician and an engineer.  Some of that smartness must have trickled down, right?!  RIGHT?!!!!!

This whole post is a lie.  Your face is a lie.  Your dog is a lie.  Your non-existent dog is a lie.  Your pet rock is a lie.  THE CAKE IS A LIE.

My head is doing loads better, for any of you who care.  The headaches are getting super manageable, which is dead brilliant, and I'm really excited to be able to say that I'm normal.  Two days ago, though, I went to the dentist to get a filling (my first one, ever.  I'm such a fail at dental hygiene.) and they stabbed me twice with needles and I didn't enjoy that.  My face hurt so much that I had to take ibuprofen.  And if that wasn't the stupidest thing I've ever done, ever.  Yesterday, I had a headache for twelve hours.  TWELVE HOURS.  I HAD A HEADACHE FOR HALF A DAY.  I'm feeling a lot better today, but now I know how my body reacts to ibuprofen (e.g. BADLY) so I'm never going to take any, ever again.  And I should be all the better for it.

I am currently obsessed with hats.  I'm growing my hair out, since it is really short and I miss doing it and stuff, but it is getting into that awkward stage where I always have to where a hat because it is just really weird looking.  So I'm knitting a hat and I have all of these cool ones and I'm very excited.

Fun fact of the day:  Whenever I type a blog to you's guys, when I'm hearing the words in my head, I hear them in an English/Scottish/Irish accent (it all depends on my mood.).  The voice in my head speaks with a British accent.  I'm just that cool.  Or mad.  I guess it depends on your view of things.

This blog was a lot longer than I intended it to be.  So, I guess that's good, yeah?


Parting joke:

Why does Cinderella suck at sports?

Because she's always running away from the ball!


Love and kisses,



Extra-special love and kisses



  1. I love this blog so much ESPECIALLY THIS POST OH MY GOD IT WAS AMAZING. Seriously, your blog is one of the few that I really really look forward to reading. Don't tell anyone I said that. But it's true. Your posts always make my day.

    The word "orugulous" makes sense because in Spanish prideful is "orgulloso." But yeah, it's a good word. I've never really used "ball sack" as a swear. I prefer to just say "scrotum." You know, "School is such a huge scrotum." "Hey man why are you being such a fucking scrotum to me right now?" "My scrotum itches." Etc.

    Ha ha video game reference which I understand even though I don't play video games yay me!

    I'm really really sorry about all of your headache issues. That really just sucks. It's okay, though, because when I grow up I'm going to become a famous scientist and invent a cure for headaches. So you can have some if you want.

    You're so awesome. Please do not stop blogging. Please.


    I'm glad that the headache issues are getting better! Hopefully they'll improve even more.

    You should post a picture of the hat when it's done. I love looking at stuff people make.

  3. I kind of love how you ramble like that. Makes me happy.

    P.S. Though I agree the cake is most certainly a lie, I am extremely insulted that you said my pet rock, Westley, is a lie.

  4. omg, i cannot believe how much in love i am with your blog. its like aaahh, holy shit, wow. i cant even explain it. super big hug and stuff because youre awesome.

    and go have some coffee cuz its super yummy. and it makes you happy.


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