If you don't like Harry Potter, GET THE FUCK OUT. Not really, I love you, but, you might not get it. And that wouldn't be any fun.
ARE YOU READY? HERE WE GO THEN!
Harry Potter Pick Up Lines: Guaranteed To Work Better Than Amortentia!
You must be a Triwizard Champion because my goblet is on fire!
I'd like to get my basilisk into your Chamber of Secrets!
Have you heard of Platform 9 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the same exact measurements!
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you!
Did you just use Petrificus Totalus? Because you just made me stiff!
I may not be an animagus, but I can sure be an animal!
My name may not be Luna, but I sure do know how to love good!
You don't need Lumos Maxima to turn me on!
If I was to look into the Mirror of Erised, I would see you, naked!
Do you play quidditch? How about taking a ride on my broomstick?
The thought of you makes something vast and silvery come out of my wand...
Why don't I make like Salazar and Slytherin side of you? (Say it. It makes sense aloud.)
You don't need Engorgio to enlarge this!
Call me your house elf and I'll do whatever you want without any clothes...
A couple of nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname!
Wingardium Leviosa isn't the reason why I'm rising!
You're like a bottle of Skele-Gro, growing me a bone!
And my personal favorite...
I don't know a thing about Merlin's Pants, but I'd love to get into yours!
So there you have it. I guarantee that these will
Oh yes, it is joke enough.
Love and kisses,