So... Hi There... I'm Back... Again...

I was in Israel.

I've already used that.

I was fighting robots in Vietnam.

No, that is a complete and utter lie.

I was doing my AP US History work and it is really

Not a complete lie, but come on, just tell the truth.

*sigh*

Hi guys.  It's been a while, hasn't it?

The truth is I have no good reason for why I haven't been blogging.  To be honest, I just haven't been feeling all that inspired.  But, with school starting soon, and a schedule forming, I think I'll get back on track with blogs appearing more frequently.

I do miss writing.  I did a bit of it over the summer, not as much as I should have.  I read way more than I wrote.  But, like I said, with school rapidly approaching, I'll definitely be writing more.

I do apologize for disappearing.  I just didn't want to write something that wasn't good.

Maybe I'll show you guys some of my journals from my trip eventually.  That would be cool, no?

So what have you guys been up to?  I literally haven't been doing anything, as stated before.  I've been doing AP work.  I've been on Tumblr (I'm addicted.  It's unhealthy.).  I've been doing yoga.  Generally, I've just been very lazy.  Hooray for summer.  But I have seven days left.  I have to finish my AP work lickety split, and I do have quite a bit left, which is my own fault.

Other than that, I'm pretty stoked for Junior year.  It's the hardest year, but I have a plan to make sure that I get through it in one semi-coherent piece.  I'm going to rock it.  Or I think I will.  Here's hoping right?

Oh, and Doctor Who comes back on Saturday!  I'm so excited!

I know that this is a sucky blog, but we all have to get back into the scene somehow.  It's like a bicycle.  You have to fall a few times before you remember how to ride.

Love and kisses,

Jen

Update On My Life

So finals are done.  I did fantastically well on five of them and bombed the other two.  I have gotten past this.  I literally do not care anymore.  I am past the point of caring.
Anyways, I have decided that I am going to dye my hair.  With Kool Aid.  I was planning on doing it tonight, but unfortunately I grabbed the wrong color.  I wanted blue, but I grabbed red.  I was very disappointed.  Very extremely disappointed.  Like up there.
But then the universe decided to be cool and give me this!
CLICKMEI'MALINK
I'm ramblingzombies.tumblr.com.
I get a free Squaresville Sticker, y'all!
If you don't know what Squaresville is, it is this crazy awesome web show that I absolutely adore, and you should go watch it.  It is magical.
But it was like the universe was like "You don't get to dye your hair sweetie, so I'm going to reward you with a sticker from a web series."
I'LL FREAKING TAKE IT!!!!!
THAT AND I GET TO GO TO A CONCERT TOMORROW NIGHT I AM SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND I'M A JUNIOR!!!!!
YAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm going to sleep.  I so clearly need it, fooligans.

Love and kisses,

Jen

My Inner Monologue Seems to Want to Be Its Own Entity

I have a strange issue that I am going to share with you all today.  It isn't unlike all of the other strange things I've told you guys before.  Ready?  Let's-a go.

I can't keep my inner monologue inner.  I think things and then they just end up coming out of my mouth.  I try to keep them inside but my cheeks and tongue and vocal chords work against me.  I bet everyone in my school thinks that I am an annoying cow who can't keep her gob shut.   And they would be right.  Except for the cow bit.  I'm not a cow.

And it's especially bad because my inner monologue speaks in a British accent, because 1. British accents and 2. Having a British person yelling at you to get off of Tumblr and do you chemistry homework is way more fun than having your regular voice tell you to do the above action.

I have no life.

So I've decided to do BEDA, because why not?  I have so much homework, and so much other stuff to do, the least I could do for myself is give myself a distraction from said activities which I can reconcile in my brain as something that is important.  So here is my condoned distraction.  Tumblr, however, does not get that treatment.  There will be no Tumblr.  Do you hear that brain? DO YOU?! I DON'T THINK YOU DO!  NO GOD DAMN TUMBLR UNTIL ALL OF YOUR SHIT IS TOGETHER!!!

Okay, I'm done yelling and swearing.  There will be no more of that.

But here is my first BEDA post.  Really, BEDA is just another test I'm giving myself to prove to myself that I can finish things and that not finishing things is not a defining characteristic of mine.  So there, inner monologue! Chew on that for a bit!

*far away, deep within the -quite honestly- disturbing and scary recesses of my mind* I WILL, GOD DAMN YOU!

Hey, I said I was finished yelling and swearing.  I never vouched for the crazy posh Englishman living in my head.

Toodleloo and tararara!

Happy April Fools'!

Love and kisses,

Jen