So I Suck At Keeping Promises But What Else Is New, Let's Be Real.

Let's start out this post with me saying that I suck at keeping promises.  But you all should know this by now.  Seriously.  I suck at keeping promises. Never make me promise anything because it won't happen, I can guarantee it 99% of the time.

I meant to do BEDA, I really did.  I meant to do BAMF too, but seriously, life got in the way.  That sounds like the worst cop-out in the world, but it is totally accurate.  Things started happening to me, guys.  Lots of things that I haven't shared with all of you, which is weird since I usually share everything about my life with you guys.  Withholding things feels like I'm holding things ransom, which is hekka dumb, but what are you going to do?

What has been happening to me recently?  Let's think.

1. I have AP testing very soon (read: May 15.  I'm going to poop myself in fear).
2. I have SATs on May 4, and then again on June somethingth.
3. I have my driving test on May 11.
4. I have... other things too.

Okay, I'm going to stop being cryptic and just spit it out.  I am not a lonely old spinster anymore.

That might need a little more spelling out.

I have a boyfriend.

Wow, it's been nearly a month and it still sounds like I'm lying when I say that.

Anyways, that guy that I met at a St. Patrick's Day party forever ago?  Yeah, he's taken a step up in my world.

His name is Colin.  And he is adorable.

This is us at prom.

Aren't we a couple of cuties?

If you look to the right behind my head you can see our friend Mike making out with his girlfriend.

But other than that, April really has been a busy month for me.  I've been writing a lot because I am applying to a Creative Writer's Workshop at Emerson College this summer, and I'm also beginning writing for a new short play for a contest at a local theater for original writing. So that's been keeping me occupied as well.

I also have been studying my butt of for SATs and AP and I will be so glad when it is all over and I can just sit outside and photosynthesize in the sun.  You guys didn't know this, but I am actually a lizard, not a human, and I need sunlight to begin to move since I am cold blooded.

Anyways, I am beginning to realize how much senioritis has set in for me and I am not even a good portion through my last quarter as a junior.  I can't wait for summer.  It is so close.  I can taste it on my tongue, and it tastes pretty damn good.

So I may not update until after May 15, but when I do, I will let you guys know what's up with my life instead of disappearing.

Here is me not promising anything.  That way I can't let you down when it doesn't happen. I'm super clever, aren't I?

I'll see you guys around.

Love and kisses,

Jennelle

My Inner Monologue Seems to Want to Be Its Own Entity

I have a strange issue that I am going to share with you all today.  It isn't unlike all of the other strange things I've told you guys before.  Ready?  Let's-a go.

I can't keep my inner monologue inner.  I think things and then they just end up coming out of my mouth.  I try to keep them inside but my cheeks and tongue and vocal chords work against me.  I bet everyone in my school thinks that I am an annoying cow who can't keep her gob shut.   And they would be right.  Except for the cow bit.  I'm not a cow.

And it's especially bad because my inner monologue speaks in a British accent, because 1. British accents and 2. Having a British person yelling at you to get off of Tumblr and do you chemistry homework is way more fun than having your regular voice tell you to do the above action.

I have no life.

So I've decided to do BEDA, because why not?  I have so much homework, and so much other stuff to do, the least I could do for myself is give myself a distraction from said activities which I can reconcile in my brain as something that is important.  So here is my condoned distraction.  Tumblr, however, does not get that treatment.  There will be no Tumblr.  Do you hear that brain? DO YOU?! I DON'T THINK YOU DO!  NO GOD DAMN TUMBLR UNTIL ALL OF YOUR SHIT IS TOGETHER!!!

Okay, I'm done yelling and swearing.  There will be no more of that.

But here is my first BEDA post.  Really, BEDA is just another test I'm giving myself to prove to myself that I can finish things and that not finishing things is not a defining characteristic of mine.  So there, inner monologue! Chew on that for a bit!

*far away, deep within the -quite honestly- disturbing and scary recesses of my mind* I WILL, GOD DAMN YOU!

Hey, I said I was finished yelling and swearing.  I never vouched for the crazy posh Englishman living in my head.

Toodleloo and tararara!

Happy April Fools'!

Love and kisses,

Jen