Now, I pride myself on having a very healthy and robust immune systaselfrhkhjslkdf.
I can't even pretend for the sake of pretending that the statement above is true.
I have always been a sickly child. It started when I was a baby, with ear infections, and moved on to stomach issues, then lung issues, then sinus issues, then knee issues. I've just never been a really healthy kid. I got pneumonia twice. TWICE. In two years. That is just not healthy at all.
Where was I? I stopped and watched probably four videos on Youtube, so I'm a little foggy as to what I was - OH! I remember!
HUGE SHOCK RIGHT?!
But I am. I am properly sick. Like taking a shower took so much out of me that as soon as I was done I lay down and took a nap. My voice is gone, I have these huge watery eyes, and my sides literally ache from coughing.
If I die, it would be a relief from the coughing. Because there is coughing. Oh so much coughing.
I haven't been this sick in years. And what sucks is that my play debuts next Thursday. I NEED A VOICE TO SAY MY THIRTEEN LINES!!! GAHHH!!!!
Maybe I could mime it all. Maybe I could go kill the part of me that thought miming would be a good idea, because mimes are scary and unnecessary.
Maybe I could go to bed, so that I could go to school tomorrow.
That sounds peachy. Maybe I'll do that.
I'm off to go swallow five hundred tablets of vitamin C. C you all later!
Did you C what I did there?
*begins to laugh like the proverbial drain*
Catch ya on the flip side y'all.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
Love and kisses,