I Am Literally Death Warmed Over

Now, I pride myself on having a very healthy and robust immune systaselfrhkhjslkdf.

I can't even pretend for the sake of pretending that the statement above is true.

I have always been a sickly child.  It started when I was a baby, with ear infections, and moved on to stomach issues, then lung issues, then sinus issues, then knee issues.  I've just never been a really healthy kid. I got pneumonia twice. TWICE. In two years. That is just not healthy at all.

Murr...

Where was I? I stopped and watched probably four videos on Youtube, so I'm a little foggy as to what I was - OH! I remember!

I'M SICK!

HUGE SHOCK RIGHT?!

But I am. I am properly sick. Like taking a shower took so much out of me that as soon as I was done I lay down and took a nap. My voice is gone, I have these huge watery eyes, and my sides literally ache from coughing.

If I die, it would be a relief from the coughing. Because there is coughing. Oh so much coughing.

I haven't been this sick in years. And what sucks is that my play debuts next Thursday. I NEED A VOICE TO SAY MY THIRTEEN LINES!!! GAHHH!!!!

Maybe I could mime it all. Maybe I could go kill the part of me that thought miming would be a good idea, because mimes are scary and unnecessary.

Maybe I could go to bed, so that I could go to school tomorrow.

That sounds peachy. Maybe I'll do that.

I'm off to go swallow five hundred tablets of vitamin C.  C you all later!

Did you C what I did there?

*begins to laugh like the proverbial drain*

Catch ya on the flip side y'all.

Parting Joke:

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at C!

Love and kisses,

L.