Quote of the Week

Take a shower, shine your shoes/ You got no time to lose/ You are young men you must be living/ So go now you are forgiven.
-The General, Dispatch

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

IF YOU CLICK THE LINK IN THIS POST, I WILL GIVE YOU A POSITION OF POWER IN MY GOVERNMENT WHEN I TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH MIND CONTROLLING PORPOISES!!!!

CLICK THIS!!!!
My school is entered in the Glee Give a Note Contest, and we need, and I need, you guys' help!!!
Go to this link once a day, from multiple IP addresses if you could, and vote up my school! 

I know that I'm foisting this on you guys, but I really need your help to get money for my music program. 

Music is really important to me, and I would love it if you guys would help. 

Seriously, I would be forever in your debt. 

You can have my first born child!!!!

I'll name the kid after you, and then give it to you!  It can be your slave and feed you grapes or other shit!!!

Just clicky the linky and make me a very happy person!!!

Plus, I'm in the video.  Yes, I am.  Near the end, and it is awesome.  I'm lip-synching to Don't Stop Believing.  I'm the one with short hair who is being awesome. You will know me when you see me.  I exude awesome.  For realzies, you guys. [Update:  you see me for like one second.  It is near the very end; I'm singing and I have a flute.  I'm wearing a dark, long sleeved t-shirt.  Just so you know that I exist and I'm not just some hologram of awesome all of you have simultaneously hallucinated about.]

Please help.  It would be awesome.  And I would love you for it.

I will write a proper, non-foisty post later this week.  K?  K.

LOVE AND KISSES AND CLICK THE LINK!!!! :D

Jen

3 comments:

  1. I clicked it. I shall be expecting my acceptance letter for "Supreme Dictator of Awesome Things" in the mail shortly.

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  2. Done. And hey, I liked the video.

    And I understand what you're going through with the music department. I had the same trouble with Christmas spirit. The most important thing to remember is that it is far better to give than to receive.

    Like flyergirl13 in the comment above me, I also expect toe receive something in the mail shortly. Unlike flyergirl13, I expect to see your first born child. And he will be named Pierre.

    Aaaah I saw you in the video! JK not really. I have no idea who you were. You could have been like 3,000,000,000 people.

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  3. YOU EXUDED AWESOMENESS!!!
    I think that's who you were.
    I mean, it's people singing, so everyone exuded awesomeness.

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