April 10: I Know Hearing About My Play Is Boring, But..

...no one is holding a gun to your head telling you to click on this blog post.  Unless someone is.  In which case, do click!  It ups my views and also saves your life!  Win-win!

So I am literally sentences away from finishing my play.

CAN I GET A WHAT WHAT?!?!?!?!?!

(off in the distance) WHAT WHAT!

Thank you small, fictional person off in the distance.

I feel really awesome right now.

I've never finished anything before.  I always lose interest or flake out before I finish, and it makes me feel like a worthless loser, but now I can say that I've finished something, God Dammit, and it is a God Damn good something to boot!

Apparently my school is going to bring it to the Spring Drama Festival, which is like competitive theater.  My play!  My play!  Like, what is going on, you guys?!

I am so excited I could spew.  But I won't.

Well, off to do the homework that I've neglected.

Love and kisses,

Jen

April 9: I'm Lazy and I Need To Write A Play, So Here's Some Fodder For You To Chew On

I'm lazy and I need to get back to writing.  So I'm going to cut and past and y'all are going to enjoy it.  Mkay?  Mkay.

"SCENE TWO

(The hallway outside of the support group meeting.  The stage should be separated into two sides, with the support group still in sight, but with the focus on GARRETT and VALERIE)

     GARRETT

Valerie?  Valerie, are you out here?

                        VALERIE

What the hell do you want?  Do you want to make fun of me some more?  Is that what you want?  Because you have an ‘actual’ disability and I don’t?  Is that it?  Does making me feel bad somehow ameliorate the pain you feel because you have to survive being you?

                        GARRETT

I don’t think I deserved that.

                        VALERIE

You don’t? You tear me to pieces in there and you don’t think you deserve a little retribution?

                        GARRETT

              (conceding)

Okay, I deserved it.  I came out here to apologize.

                        VALERIE

Please.  You only came out here because Ruth made you.  I could hear her.  The door wasn’t closed.                   

GARRETT

And so it is. I think you should just calm down, and let me say what I was going to say…

              (reaches out a hand to touch her arm)

                        VALERIE

              (pushes his arm away, and then shoves him)

What is your problem?  I don’t get it!  Why did you have to yell at me?  Why me, huh?

              (yelling at the end, shoves him again, hard)

                        GARRETT

              (yelling)

You want to know why?  It’s because you’re god damn so well adjusted, alright?  You’re in there like Mother-freaking-Theresa, going on about how having a panic disorder makes you unique, and how you are dealing with it, like you’re trying to win a freaking beauty pageant.  You’ve been diagnosed for how long?  I’ve had Tourette’s my whole life!  I still don’t know how to deal with it!  So when you sit there, talking about how you don’t mind having a disability, I dunno, I just snapped!

                        VALERIE

              (sarcastic)

Really? I had no idea!

                        GARRETT

So I’m sorry.  I didn’t mean to… I’m jealous of you, Valerie.  You’re so okay with being disabled. I’m angry that I can’t be like you. You were just in there, all humble and shit, and I just… 

             

(it suddenly dawns on him how horrible this

“Apology” really is)

(cont.)This is a horrible apology.

                        VALERIE

              (chuckling quietly through her tears; the fight is out of her)

You’re realizing this now?  Being compared to Mother Theresa is just a tad overkill, don’t you think?

                        GARRETT

I thought that it was a great comparison!  It’s not every day your simple school girl gets compared to one of the great women of our time! Besides, it’s true.  You were sitting in there, all serenity and smiles, talking about how you don’t mind.  It can’t be true.

                       

VALERIE

It’s not true.  I’m afraid.  I’m upset.  I’m angry.  I’m just like you are, Garrett.  I just hide it better.  I’m jealous that you can get angry.  I’d trade my serenity for the chance to get angry any day.                  

                        GARRETT

              (can’t find his words, which is a rarity)

Seems like we both want what the other person has.

              (Completely sincere, maybe for the first time ever in his life)

Valerie, I’m sorry.  I am.  I just… I’m sorry. 

              (sincerity can’t last forever with this kid)

Can you accept my apology so we go back inside?  I’m allergic to emotion.  I’m going to break out in a rash soon.

                        VALERIE

Fine.  I accept your apology.  Let’s go.

                        GARRETT

              (sweeps an arm toward the door)

After you.

     (blackout)"

Yeah, I'm not even going to fix the formatting.  I'm that lazy.

Love and kisses y'all.

Jen

April 3: Just A Quickie. But Not Like That. Get Your Mind Out Of The Gutter

I only have two things to say today.  Nope, make that three things.

1. I am going to ace my algebra test tomorrow.

2. My older brother won his first home game of his final high school baseball season.  So proud, so proud.

3. Dmitri from Anastasia is my favorite Disney lead.  Not to mention probably the cartoon character I had the biggest crush on as a child.

Okay that is all.  I just had to get a post in before midnight.

3 minutes to spare.  WHAT UP!!

Love and kisses,

Jen