Quote of the Week

Take a shower, shine your shoes/ You got no time to lose/ You are young men you must be living/ So go now you are forgiven.
-The General, Dispatch

Friday, August 12, 2011

Bye Kiddos!

Now before you all freak out, this isn't bye forever.

Just for a week.

I have to go a week without the Internet.

I might gnaw off my own foot or try to make friends with rocks, but you never know. Maybe the lack of connection with the outside world will be good for me.

So I passed Driver's Ed with flying colours, so now I just have to wait until my birthday to get my permit and get on the fast track to getting my license. All I want is to have my license before the world ends. That's all I ask for.

For any of those who care, I'm going to the Cape with this cousin. I'm going to become a murderer by the end of the week, fooligans. Pray for me.

In other news, I'm officially obsessed with the band The Damnwells. I've been listening to their CD nonstop for the past two days. LOVE LOVE LOVE.

Well, I guess this is good bye *sniffle*. Don't forget me! *Sobs. Heaving sobs.*

Ah, whatever.

See y'all soon,

Love and kisses,



  1. Goodbye!!! I'll miss you. Good luck at the Cape. I don't know which Cape you're referring to, though. I can think of nine off the top of my head.

  2. @That Blond Guy I would be willing to wager a guess that L means Cape Cod. It's what people around here call "The Cape". xD

    L: Goodbye, and I will look forward to seeing your triumphant return posts!

  3. Thanks for being a smarty Whimsy! You both get brownie points for being the only people who will miss me!

    Extra love and kisses,


  4. Ya, I was kinda with That Blond Guy, as there is also 'The Cape' in South Africa.

    Goodbye. Enjoy your trip to 'The Cape' (if the purpose to go there is to enjoy yourself).

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  6. Oh, and YOUR moms vagina, you sonova ho.


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