I was writing a post called 'Why My Love Of Pimento Sandwiches Is Irrelevant' and then I was going to go on and blather about something else for a time, but my stupid computer deleted the post.
Hold on for a moment while I completely lose it.
*I swear to Blog that the fuck was unintentional
Better. Much better. Like eating chocolate after a dementor attack, I have just exorcised my demons.
And to prevent homophone abuse, I said exorcise (Click here for a definition) not exercise, which if you don't know the definition to, I will assume that you are a fat lard who has nothing better to do than sit on their fat behind and troll about the internet.
Crap, I just described myself. Minus the fat bit. I'm not fat. Just short.
So now I have nothing really to write about, minus the fact that I have neglected this blog, and for that I'm truly morose. I created this blog as an exerise (HAHA) in stretching my sardonicism muscle and as a way to bring random education to the masses. Well, so far I only have 5 posts and the masses equal two, but that's better than I was doing a week ago!
MWAHAHA!! Today it's two poor fools, tomorrow the world!! I promise that I'm not a psycho. Much. Ha?
Anywhoodles, that post was literally about nothing at all. But I truly do love Pimento spread sandwiches. Mmm, pimento. See top.
Yours most sincerely,