I have much homework to do because I am stupid and I put it off until right now, which is when I got home from my aunt's house, because hello, Easter/Passover. So, my cousin's girlfriend is a pastry chef. Here is a phrase to make you all jealous.
Homemade strawberry shortcake.
Now all y'all go salivate quietly to yourselves.
I have work to do, younguns.
Love and kisses,
Jen
Happy Passover (and Easter).
ReplyDeleteThe strawberry shortcake thing was cruel. My very soul yearns for the leavened. Not really. I actually like matzah. Yeah.
Just make us drool and then leave. So, so mean.
ReplyDeleteThat was so cruel. Why would you do that? How can you go on with your day knowing full well what you have done to hungry individuals? Do you sleep at nights? Do you? You shouldn't. Becasue what you have done is unconscionable. It is morally wrong and I consider it a personal affront, meaning that affronts me personally, unanimously and egregiously.
ReplyDeleteDoes that make grammatical sense? No it does not, but I am not in a state of mind that allows me to formulate and project outwardly sentences that make sense.
Also, oranges.
Karma hurts, doesn't it.